A young nun finds herself pregnant one day
A young nun finds herself pregnant in one day. A nun went to the doctor because of stabbing pains inside the abdomen, only to find herself pregnant in one day. The shock was very strange.
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A young nun goes to the doctor:
– Doctor, I cannot get rid of hiccups. They have been bothering me for 5 days!
The doctor quickly consults her and says:
– you are pregnant!
The nun returns to the monastery and is informed of the ruling while crying. The next day, the abbess addresses the doctor:
– Why did you say that to our nun?
I wanted to scare her and get rid of the hiccups…
– The one who was afraid was the bishop, he jumped from the bell!!!
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